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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

11:42:35 PM Josh!: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
11:43:39 PM Josh!: You stumble upon a room, each wall with a door. One door leads to a soda, the other, a different soda. A smaller door leads to an unidentified scented candle.
11:43:47 PM Josh!: To choose door 1, go to page 3.
11:43:54 PM Josh!: To choose door 3, go to page 75.
11:44:02 PM Josh!: To choose the small door, go to page 900.
11:44:06 PM Taylor: where did you find this?
11:44:12 PM Taylor: and i have a book like that
11:44:18 PM Josh!: you just have to choose.
11:44:24 PM Taylor: oh
11:44:26 PM Josh!: Which page do you turn to?
11:44:31 PM Taylor: 900!
11:45:26 PM Josh!: You crawl through the smaller door, being the curious little bugger you are. But, curiousity killed the cat in this case: it wasn't a candle, but really a man-eating moose.
11:45:27 PM Josh!: THE END
11:45:36 PM Taylor: haha
11:45:37 PM Josh!: Do you cheat and go back to the previous page? Y/N
11:45:41 PM Taylor: Y
11:45:45 PM Josh!: k
11:45:50 PM Josh!: You stumble upon a room, each wall with a door. One door leads to a soda, the other, a different soda. A smaller door leads to an unidentified scented candle.
11:45:53 PM Taylor: wait do you have this book?
11:45:56 PM Josh!: To choose door 1, go to page 3.
11:46:00 PM Taylor: or is it on the internet
11:46:00 PM Josh!: To choose door 3, go to page 75.
11:46:04 PM Josh!: To choose the small door, go to page 900.
11:46:14 PM Taylor: page 3
11:48:17 PM Josh!: You turn the knob slowly leading to door one. The wood paneling creeks. You put one step in... and realize you're in no danger. No, there's just a window with the light gleaming onto a small yet fashionable table. On this table are two containers: One containing Orange Sierra Mist, the other a Coca-Cola. After realizing this, the door closes behind you automatically. A slow, blood-curdling voice comes out of no where, saying "You must choose one... or you die."
11:48:31 PM Josh!: To choose the Sierra Mist Orange, go to page 1337.
11:48:49 PM Josh!: To choose the Coca-Cola, go to page 1337101.
11:48:57 PM Taylor: 1337.
11:50:12 PM Josh!: You pick up the Sierra Mist. "Here goes..." You feel the sweat coming down your forehead, thinking wether or not you made the right choice. The bottle feels cool, refreshing. You decide it's better to just get it over with, and you tilt your head back and take a couple drinks.
11:50:23 PM Josh!: Continue to page 9000.
11:50:33 PM Taylor: 9000
11:51:31 PM Josh!: You let out a refreshing "Ahhhh." The Sierra Mist seemingly tastes normal, and tastes quite good running down your throat. You wipe the sweat off your forehead and take a seat on the ground. But, just then, something... strange begins to happen.
11:51:44 PM Josh!: Say your prayers and continue to page 12345.
11:51:50 PM Taylor: 12345
11:56:30 PM Josh!: At first, your stomach begins to rumble. Feeling sick, you lay on your left side. Your skin quickly becomes a white pale, and your eye whites begin to yellow. You feel your fingernails growing at an alarming and shockingly quick rate. The walls begin to draw away, or so you think. The door opens, and gasping for air you steadily move towards it. Creeping with a limp leg, you return to your initial starting place, where you collapse with consciencness failing. But, with your last open eye-light, you see a sign on the label of the Sierra Mist. You look closer, with your teeth beginning to rattle and nose bleeding, and it says with a very subjective print: "You just lost the game". The End.
11:57:50 PM Taylor: NOOOOOOO
11:57:52 PM Taylor: I
11:57:53 PM Taylor: just
11:57:54 PM Taylor: lost
11:57:55 PM Taylor: the
11:57:56 PM Taylor: game
11:58:03 PM Josh!: HAH!


...I then preceded into the kitchen to get an Orange Sierra Mist. It was delicious.

2 comments:

Kelsey said...

Ba ba ba Ba BAA

I'm lovin it!
Oh wait...this isn't a mcdonalds commercial...

well, whatev. I'm lovin it!

Taylor. said...

...I just lost the game.