Dr. Vaulter™!

Some of the greatest things in history were originally two great things mixed together to make one even greater thing. Peanut butter and chocolate became Reece's Peanut Butter cups. Pineapple and soft-serve machines became Dole Pineapple Whip. Marvel superheroes and Capcom superheroes went on to make Marvel vs. Capcom. Guitar Hero and Rock Band became Guitar Hero: World Tour Good things come in two, there's no doubt about it. So why wouldn't this almost seemingly no fail formula not work for possibly the best two sodas of our time - Vault and Dr. Pepper?

The quest for the ultimate Dr. Vaulter recipe has to begin sometime, says I.

So I could totally give you some crazy, funny explanation of why I thought to do tonight's article on blending two soft drinks, but I really don't. The only reason I felt like I should write about this is when I was finishing up P.E., was thirsty, and started to talk about Vault. But I secretly craved a Dr. Pepper. And... ta-da.

I waited for the drinks to get cold, and then I got some very unprofessionaly mismatched glasses to taste-test in.

FACT: Soda tastes 110% better with ice

I decided for the experiment, I'd see which combo tasted best:
- More Vault, Less Dr. Pepper
- More Dr. Pepper, Less Vault
- 50/50 Vault and Dr. Pepper

EDIT: I took a picture of how they all looked next to each other but my camera baleted it on accident. I'm a tard.

More Vault, Less Dr. Pepper: This kind of tasted weird. It was really sweet-tasting with no resemblance to Dr. Pepper and only slightly Vault citrus-y. The mix also looked light brown inside the cup, which made it look throw-up colored. Not a plus.





More Dr. Pepper, Less Vault: This one was actually normal colored (even if the picture doesn't do it justice), and you wouldn't be able to tell Vault was in it. The taste was actually pretty nice - kind of like lemon and lime Dr. Pepper. For some reason I could taste the 'kick' of Vault in this one more than the other, so its more refreshing than just Dr. Pepper but not quite as much so as normal Vault.



50/50 Vault & Dr. Pepper: I made sure to put near the exact amount of both drinks into this one, so I obviously thought this would taste pretty good. It didn't. It just tasted like sugar with more sugar... and Coke. I couldn't taste either soda and they canceled each other out. It was gross. Don't Breath This.




So the winrar is More Dr. Pepper, Less Vault. If you want to make the recipe for whatever reason, I poured in about five seconds worth of Dr. Pepper and two of Vault. But yeah, I didn't even finish the other ones - I drank all of that one.

Conclusion? Dr. Vaulter isn't that great. But I guess it was worth a try and you got a blog article out of it.

PS. I'll have announcements on stuff soon. Also, 98 days till Christmas :)

TODAY'S MY VAULTIVERSARY

So, as of today, i've been drinking Vault for exactly 2 YEARS.

Intense, huh?

Well, sorry, finals week, can't really talk much.

Its going to be like this all week, like i said yesterday.

...I might write more tomorrow. Maybe.

Vault Floats!!

Another short post. Its going to be like this all week, as its finals.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

But I'd like to tell you a story.

Yesterday, my friend Andres was over after going to the movies for like 3 hours. We were supposed to make food, but found out we didn't have any. All we had were cheese, bologna, Vault and ice cream. So what did we decide to do?

MAKE VAULT FLOATS.

I actually took pictures of them... but I lost them. Sorry.

We just put two huge scoops of vanilla ice cream into these huge cups, and poured the Vault over them. We weren't thinking (well mostly I wasn't) and forgot to cool the soda up, so they were kind of warm and melted the ice cream pretty fast. And they left this nasty green residue crap on the sides of the cup that smelled really nasty. But other than that, they made me feel sick! But it was totally worth it.

So, in conclusion, I love Vault. Oh wait. You already knew that.

...back to studying. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

Vault - Its like Jesus in a glass!

Most people have seen the commercials but have never tried it. But, when I go out in public and see somebody drinking a Vault, it makes me feel like I should personally give them a high five. Because that's how good these things are.

Vault is an energy soda made by the makers of Coke to compete with Mountain Dew. Vault has more caffeine than the competition, which gives it an early advantage, but also tastes a lot better and less sweet. Its more citrus-y and a little bit less fizzy.

Vault came out everywhere around 2 years ago, so its still pretty new. I had my first Vault after my friend would come online telling me how hyper the stuff got her. I thought Mountain Dew was the only really caffeinated soda that could make you sugar high, so not liking Mountain Dew too much, I shrugged it off. That is, until the very first night of summer, when I was camping in Newport Beach. I was at the grocery store getting ready for a barbecue, when I saw a bunch of signs for Vault. My dad just threw it in the cart without really asking me, but I didn't care. When I got back to our camper, I turned on the TV and ate my dinner and just grabbed a can without thinking too much about it. I took a drink... and I thought I was having an acid trip in my mouth.
If I had to explain it in detail... I would pretty much say its just like putting Pixie Stick and some lemon and lime in your mouth. And maybe crack. Lots of crack.

In conclusion... Its good. REALLY good.

Seriously, go try some if you haven't. Its delicious and will make your life better. Seriously. Like, if you're on the beach and drinking an ice cold Vault, chances are you'll pick up like five girls' numbers. And after that they'll all come over to your house and have a big party. Honest! Vault will bring you THE BEST PARTY OF YOUR LIFE.


...I wonder how much Coke will pay me to keep smooth-talking people into buying Vault.